Candida Albicans, Part 2

The following is a “partial” list of yeast-connected illnesses:

Agitation, Allergies, Anxiety, Asthma, Body Aches, Bronchitis, Chemical Sensitivities, Chronic Heartburn, Colitis Constipation, Cramping, Depression, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Earaches, Gastritis, Headaches, Hives, Hyperactivity, Impotence, Infections, Insomnia, Lethargy, Loss of Libido, Loss of Memory, Menstrual Irregularities, PMS, Anxiety/Tension, PMS Depression/Moodiness, Sensitivity to Odors, Chemicals etc., Stomach Bloating, Weight Changes, Yeast Infections, and many more!

As you can see, treatment for candidiasis is complicated, because of the many organ systems involved in producing symptoms. The goals are first to control the yeast infection in the body, and then learn how to build up the bodies own natural defense system.

Thoughts of a yeast fungus:
I am a yeast fungus. I have been permitted to multiply out of control, I have become highly individualistic, and have learned how to live on the wonderful things that my human does to her body. I have many relatives, who have moved into the neighborhood too, some migrated over to her mate, and many to her children.

We thrive on yeast promoting food and drinks, tobacco, alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, pills and other synthetics. Actions like these further my family’s capabilities, and allow us to produce large quantities of toxins. We can disarm the healthiest and most aggressive immune system. It’s no trouble at all to poison a human’s immune system; it’s even easier if they live in an industrialized country.

I would like to explain our particular viewpoint. In the reproductive cycle of humans, a single-celled organism shaped roughly like a pollywog, with a very long tail, and is called “spermatazoon”. One and only one gets to meet the “ovum”. It is an egg that appears on the scene, once a month. When these two organisms meet, they build a new condominium for the neighborhood. It is designed with 80 Trillion rooms, called cells. My human has built two for my family, she calls them her children.

The rooms are spacious, and very comfortable. Only one problem at the moment, they clean it with pancreatic and intestinal enzymes, and steroid, endocrine, and neurotransmitter hormones, which are toxic to us. We find the only thing we can do is create substances called “antigens”, which counteract our humans metabolic process of cell communication, and give her sleepless nights, cramp filled days, and when we are at our best … painful intercourse.

Recently we have had to call in some favors owed, and secure some help. We enlisted the help of the commercial food processing and manufacturers. They specialize in packaging foods with no nutritional value, which are called dead foods. This leaves our humans more prone to getting yeast type diseases.

We have also called upon our friends in the pharmaceutical industry. They have promised they will continue to create the antibiotics, which greatly reduce the enzyme productivity necessary for the human body and it’s immune system.

To further our cause, we have also found it necessary to call in the FDA. They have passed laws that have helped us to increase our numbers drastically! For example, you now have to kill all the food before you can label it with appetizing names. They have also assured us that they will add enzyme and hormone killing substances, such as preservatives, additives, coloring agents, foaming agents, binders, thickeners, stabilizers, emulsifiers, and other chemicals invented that will kill or remove nutritional value from foods.

We will keep you informed of our progress, and will return soon, with another update of our destructive antics on the landlords of this world.

Until then, we Candida Albicans, hope you enjoy your next serving of caffeine and sugar, and look forward to your next batch of processed foods

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